St. Nicolas Thief & Chapel Hill Blacks Plan Commissary Party & Legal Fund Raiser for Demario Atwater & Lawrence Lovette

The world would’ve been better if it’d been Britney instead of Eve”- Kirkland Perkins
What’s the sexiest thing in the tragic March 5th murder of UNC celebustudent Eve Carson’s robbery & slaying:
A) The stunnigly attractive slain victim;
B) The sexy & young new Ghetto Bragging Rights Superthugs Demario Atwater & Lawrence Lovette who’ve quickly risen [...]

Thugs Boot Timberlake

TIMBERLAKE
REJECTED

“He tries too hard to be black.” That’s ultimately what it came down to, said Underpriviledged Media editor Kirkland Perkins. That is the voice of the Ghetto Bragging Rights community. “Justin Timberlake is no Vanilla Ice. He deserves to be able to compete for the Ghetto’s most respected rights, Ghetto Bragging Rights Unplugged critic Howard [...]

White Homicidal Mania Disorder

“We’re only a week or two removed from the Kazmierczak mass murder and another white boy’s gone on homicidal shooting spree,” – Dr. Louis Sidney Jacobs.
“The Authorities say gunman, Rusty Rumley, killed four people at a Bristol, Tenn., apartment building and then shot himself to death.
According to authorities, Rumley fled in a vehicle and was [...]