Lohan Replaces Spears in The Knoxville Carjacking Party? Train Wrecked Bubble Brain Britney Fails Rape Scene Action

“Lohan’s the natural choice, here. After reviewing her performance in I Know Who Killed Me, producers set their eyes on her. “Spears is still a candidate, though,” says GBR gossip columnist Clarence Star. “And, many are still fingering Justin Timberlake (as Newsom), DMX as Lemaricus and Lil’ Wayne as Letalvis.”
Britney Spears is not going to [...]

Thugs Boot Timberlake

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REJECTED

“He tries too hard to be black.” That’s ultimately what it came down to, said Underpriviledged Media editor Kirkland Perkins. That is the voice of the Ghetto Bragging Rights community. “Justin Timberlake is no Vanilla Ice. He deserves to be able to compete for the Ghetto’s most respected rights, Ghetto Bragging Rights Unplugged critic Howard [...]