…if he’d robbed, raped & killed Britney…

“The only way he’d be more popular is if he’d robed, raped & killed Britney Spears” - Kirkland Perkins

DAVIDSON MISTAKEN FOR CHRIST

“It’s been 7 months since he’s held it, but the #1 spot is his again.

Bumping Savannah, Georgia’s legendary slave avenger, Michael Thorpe, to the #2 position and his own brother, Letalvis Cobbins into 3rd place, Knoxville’s Lemaricus Davidson, the man whose face glows with the aurora of the Christ, is America’s Sexiest & Hardest Ghetto Black Male Felon!

“He already had a legnthy record and noteable thug reputation,” a source from within the Knoxville District Attorney’s office who spoke on the condition of anonymity said.

“So, the alleged robbery, kidnapping, rape and murder of Channon Christian and sodomy of her alleged boyfriend Christopher Newsom, were huge notches under his belt.”

In an attempt to quell Davidson’s local popularity and growing national celebrit(ism) emerging in many urban communities, state prosecutors announced plans to prosecute the sexy ringleader in the fatal double carjacking case third on the trial list and lead the prosecution of the case against them with his younger brother, Letalvis Cobbins

Cobbins, who recently held possession of the #1 position in Kirkland Perkins Hardest Ghetto Black Male Felon Bragging Rights competition for three consecutive weeks, is also enjoying a great deal of new ghetto celebrity from the January carjacking, kidnapping, rape and murder he is charged in.

“Davidson has managed to fuse his brash thuggism with a new spirituality that embraces elements of Islam, Yacub 7 Ali Sun Worship and Tupac Shakur.

He’s arrogant but approachable.

Everybody wants a chance to talk to him.

“When you pass by him it’s hard to look at him.

There’s so much light. His face glows with the aurora of the Christ.”

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LEFT, SEXY SUPERTHUG & FELON LETALVIS DAVIDSON, BROTHER TO LEMARICUS DAVIDSON CHARGED IN THE KIDNAPPING, ROBBERY, RAPE & SLAYING OF CHANNON CHRISTIAN; RIGHT, BRITNEY SPEARS CHANNON CHRISTIAN ARTICLE: THE NEW THING (ABOVE: SEXIEST & HARDEST GHETTO BLACK MALE FELON BRAGGING RIGHTS CANDIDATE LETALVIS COBBINS) Ghetto Bragging Rights gossip columnist Clarence Star has learned celebrity Britney Spears’ lastest mental break down may be the result from being cut from Underprivileged Media’s production of the Knoxville Carjacking flick due to be released summer 2008. Sources close to the production say Spears, who was said to be cast in the lead role of Channon Christian, who was allegedly carjacked, kidnapped, raped and murdered, performed poorly in initial test screenings of Christian’s rape. “It may very well be what drove her over the edge,” a source claiming to have witnessed her poor performance confirms. “She was confused after being told the filming was being stopped and that she wasn’t the right fit for the part.” Sources close to the actual case, whose trial date is yet to be determined, allege Christian arranged to have her boyfriend, Christopher Newsom, killed and, also, planned out her death by sexual torture slaying that has become popular with young, white females. “Britney was stiff and unnatural,” a source claiming access to the set said. “It was like she didn’t know what she was doing. ALLEGED KNOXVILLE CARJACKING RING LEADER LEMARICUS DAVIDSON IS SAID TO HAVE CONSENTED TO CHRISTIAN’S DEATH BY SEXUAL TORTURE WISHES Her instructions were simple. She was to say that she didn’t want to be raped, but, basically, suggest with her body and other non-verbal suggestions that she did. “Many believe that Spears’ Gimmie More is a direct tribute to the rape of Channon Christian,” Ghetto Bragging Rights editor & critic Kirkland Perkins said. “She’s glorifying before the world and letting the little white girls and young white women who listen to her know it is the fashionable thing for them the desire. Gimmie More Lyrics (excerpt): Center of attention (even) Even when they’re up against the wall You got me in a crazy position Flat on a mission You got my permission 11 YEAR OLD HADDOCK IN LEWD POSE WITH LEGS COCKED OPEN “Her music is influencing little white girls nationwide. Ghetto Bragging Rights community members in Fayetteville, North Carolina note that 11 year old Emily Haddock was influenced by some of the subliminal messages in Britney’s music.” GBR gossip columnist reports Haddock was killed after pretending to have strep throat and getting permission to stay at home from school from her parents. Secretly, however, Haddock had invited five young, blacks she’d hope were underprivileged hoodlums who would rape her. Ghetto Bragging Right Unplugged Gossip columnist Leroy Cousins says there is speculation Spears visited the house in Knoxville on Chipman street where the crime took place and originally wanted to shoot the video there. “Word on the streets has it that Channon was going through brothers one after the other. Many accounts allege over a hundred brothers particpated in Channon’s plans, that night; so, Britney was suppose to show up on the set with her game face on. She didn’t. It was a big waste of time and money. She was cut on the spot.”

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