It’s not the size, it’s the color

The appetite for good sex has never been more wanting, says recluse media vampire turned skin and beauty care mongel Jeuger Niglery. And, according to Niglery good sex splits along racial lines.

In 2007 Niglery, who walked away from his vast media empire - leaving it to his sons, invested millions of his own dollars into developing his Fool’s Gold Beauty, Skin, Health and Living Products.

WHILE BLACKS DO ON AVERAGE HAVE LARGER PENISES, STUDIES REVEAL IT IS NOT SIZE BUT COLOR THAT MAKES THE DIFFERENCE IN SEXUAL INTERCOURSE (Below:)Statue in Emancipation Park in Jamaica

As with every venture his empire has taken and finding his Glax-Haas Institute has published, Niglery’s latest is drawing screetching cries of racism from both blacks, who say he’s feeding into the negative stereotype that set their race back, and (liberal and conservative) whites, who assert his contributions to society are nothing more than “decadent fodder serving man’s most primitive instincts.”

“It is with good reason and hard core facts we know the best sex splits along racial lines,” he said. “With good reason, our culture is saturated with the mythology concerning black male sexuality.

NIGLERY’S NEW SKIN & HEALTH CARE PRODUCTS ALLOW MEN OF ANY RACE TO HAVE PENISES THAT WILL FEEL BLACK TO THEIR PARTNERS

“At the root of every myth is some incapturable truth. In this case,” Niglery says, “we’ve captured the truth in the mythology concerning the so-called superior prowess of black male sexuality: it’s not the size, it’s the color.”"Satisfaction and bottom line are the only important considerations,” Niglery says. “In safe environments we tested the sexual satisfaction of white men and white women and black men and white women as well as white men and black women and black men and black women. Across the board, the results were unanimous: women, black and white, are satisfied with sex from black men.”We took these finding and ran with them. Why? Is the one question that has to be asked; and, we were’nt afraid to ask it.

“Going into the study, based the research taken by the Kinsley Institute comparing penis size between white and black men, we knew that on average, the black man’s penis is, on average, one-half inches longer than white men’s penises.

“We leveled the playing field by making sure we had candidates of equal legnth. Women were not allowed to know the race of the candidate they had sex with. The findings are conclusive.

“This is why the new Male Enhancement trend is fradulent and our product the real thing: because the size of a man’s penis doesn’t have what it takes to satisfy a woman; the secret is in the color.

“Essentially what we’ve done is take the mystique of black male sexuality and bottled it so all men can give sex the way it is meant to be given and, regardless of if their sexual partner is black, all women can be satisfied.”

The line, which has been released in exclusive, high society test markets performed well above expectations, a spokeman with Niglery Corp says.